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Ready To Suck Today's D*ck Rude Mug

  • $995

  • Quality ceramic mug with a vibrant blue comic art-style design
  • Features hilariously inappropriate phrase "Ready to suck today's d*ck"
  • Show the world you're ready to tackle the day
  • Hand wash only – not microwave or dishwasher safe

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In some circumstances products will be shipped directly from our retail stores. It is our store policy to have products hygienically tested by experienced staff on arrival in store to ensure they are in working order before being offered for sale.

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